"I tried to have my marriage annulled one hour into the dance after becoming incredibly attracted to Mike's beard and musical taste."
"People at the reception kept asking how they could contact our DJ (Mike) about working their weddings, and I simply told them that if they really loved to move, he would find them..."
"I told my partner our DJ needed to be tall. Mike fit that description..."
"I asked (Mike) if he would spin at every party I had for the rest of my life. He shouted and punched me in the kidney."
-Antonio, Drunken Groomsman
"I wasn't all that surprised to see the police arrive when the floor got out of control. But I was taken off guard by how hard those cops danced."